Widespread street use of Encaff Energy Stix™ surges after program

Authorities began seeing evidence of a new highly addictive form of powdered energy on New Year’s Eve in Times Square.

“There were these little empty packets everywhere,” said one undercover source within the department. “People had too much energy and were dancing crazy  … it was kind of like the swinging ‘60s met the speedy ‘80s on a classic ‘70s dance floor, but the party people were futuristic—if that makes sense.”

Encaff Energy Stix™, a melt-on-your-tongue, flavored caffeine powder from Encaff Products Inc., received a wildly positive reception during its launch in partnership with popular Duane Reade drugstores, which has been loading the product into all of its locations.

The Encaff energy dream team were recently back on the streets to hand out another 10,000 samples of the black cherry flavored powder, which requires no water. You simply pour it on your tongue and let your wild spirit animal do the rest.

Among the comments from those who requested samples:

•    “I need this because my girlfriend says my energy has been low in the bedroom.”

•    “I’m a medical student, so I can definitely use more energy.”

•    “The folks at my gym are going to flip!”

•    “My brother is addicted to this stuff!”

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